Route: Ajah- Victoria Island
Time Stamp: 7.25am
So there are two guys sitting in the row directly in front of my friend and I. One is wearing a red sleeveless shirt and one is in a proper white and blue stripped shirt.
Mr Red Sleeveless suddenly reclines and balances his elbow on the chair; his head is almost on my friend’s bag. She taps me irritantly and we are like:
Mr White Stripes: Ahn ahh! why you dey sit down like that? sit well.
Mr Red Sleeveless: Why you dey tackle me, shey you wan sleep ni?
Mr White Stripes: Na inside parlour you dey?
Mr Red Sleeveless: Abeg! Face your business. I go change am for you o (starts ranting incoherently)
Mr White Stripes: Who you wan change am for? I tell you say you no siddon well.
Conductor: Na inside bus you dey change am? Na cloth him be wey you wan change am?