Of the insulting driver and angry passenger

Date: 5th July, 2018 Time stamp: 6.50am Route: Ajah- Bonny Camp I am not feeling up to it today, so as soon as I get on the bus, I plug in my earphones and tune off. Luckily, there's no traffic jam today. We approach a quarter of the distance and the bus driver stops the... Continue Reading →

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Uncle that ‘dinnor’ want to pay

Date: 14th June 2018 Route: Ajah- Bonny Camp Time Stamp: Photo credit: google images So this uncle gets on the bus without asking for the fare. Almost halfway through, the conductor starts collecting his money. On getting to uncle, uncle stretches 200 naira instead of 250. Conductor tells uncle his destination costs N250 and not... Continue Reading →

Aunty ‘Gboromideleru’

Date: 09.04.2018 Route: Ajah- Victoria Island Time Stamp: 07: 20am *Gboromideleru*- A yoruba word almost identical in meaning to amebo(Someone who can't mind their business) but directly means carrying someone's cross which then becomes yours. In other words, aunty that wouldn't mind her business! Obalende/Bonny Camp Straight! Obalende! Bonny camp! Enter with your 300 naira!... Continue Reading →

Changer!

Date: 22.03.2018 Route: Ajah- Victoria Island Time Stamp: 7.25am So there are two guys sitting in the row directly in front of my friend and I. One is wearing a red sleeveless shirt and one is in a proper white and blue stripped shirt. Mr Red Sleeveless suddenly reclines and balances his elbow on the... Continue Reading →

Misinterpretation…

Date: 1st March, 2018 Route: Ajah- Victoria Island Time stamp: 6.10am Images: google image search Today, My friend and I decided to leave home at 6 since it was a Thursday. 'Mans cannot come and kill themselves'. Luckily, we get the front seats of the bus and a while later, the bus is almost full... Continue Reading →

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