The Selfish ‘seater’

Date: 04.04.2018 Time Stamp: 07:25am Route: Ajah- Victoria Island 'Are you in your house? Why are you sitting like that?' Those words caught my attention as I was just getting over being cramped up in the seat by a passenger who alighted some bus stops back; then i look back. Uncle in Blue native: You can't [...]

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Changer!

Date: 22.03.2018 Route: Ajah- Victoria Island Time Stamp: 7.25am So there are two guys sitting in the row directly in front of my friend and I. One is wearing a red sleeveless shirt and one is in a proper white and blue stripped shirt. Mr Red Sleeveless suddenly reclines and balances his elbow on the [...]

The ‘Lai’ skinned Lady episode

Destination: Home Date: 12th March, 2018 Time: 6.00pm Route: Victoria Island- Ajah Photo credit: Kappit *Lai skin here refers to Light skinned* So this 'lai' skin girl gets on the bus and she's spoiling for a fight. She insists on paying 200 Naira even when she heard the fare was 250 Naira. The driver seems [...]

The Slap!

Date: 11th March, 2018 Time stamp: 2:00pm Route: Oshodi- Ajah So I get on this bus and the conductor is all sweet and 'sturvs'... Helping someone to buy a drink and another to buy water. He is so calm. Also, on this bus is a mother of three, her youngest is about 6 years old [...]

Enter with your change o!

Date: 11th March,2018 Time Stamp: 11.30am Route: Iyana-Ipaja - Oshodi It's another Sunday afternoon and the scorching sun is really not one you will want to be standing in. Conductor: Oshodi! Oshodi! 100 naira! Enter with your change! Image credit: Abovewhispers Driver: I just dey start work today o! If you no get change, please [...]

Crazy Driver

Date: 5th March, 2018 Route: Iyana Ipaja- Oshodi Time stamp: 6.30am Image: google image search, Pulse.ng On to the next bus... Driver drives the bus like a raving lunatic... Passengers: Driver small small na. We no dey rush o! Driver: (passes one way and faces oncoming vehicles... tries to overtake his fellow law breakers) Passengers: [...]

Misinterpretation…

Date: 1st March, 2018 Route: Ajah- Victoria Island Time stamp: 6.10am Images: google image search Today, My friend and I decided to leave home at 6 since it was a Thursday. 'Mans cannot come and kill themselves'. Luckily, we get the front seats of the bus and a while later, the bus is almost full [...]